THE LEGEND OF THE MULLET

[Blundy]

courtesy of www.mulletjunky.com/



The most fierce and dangerous mullet species alive.

Physical Predatory Traits to Look for:

-Cigarette frozen in the mouth (especially when not lit)

-Cut out sleeve/neck shirt exposing faded military tattoos.

-Handlebar mustache (a slight variation to the mullestache)

-Holding an empty water bottle and leaning against something, creating an intimidating stance.

-Ronnie Milsap sunglasses, and attitude

Hand musculature has morphed into a strong claw-like grip over many years of evmullution due to habitual cigarette smoking while holding various plastic bottles (see above). -- Note: This right handed specimen appears agitated as the middle digit is slightly flexed, or in a "flipping the bird" position. This usually is a precursor to heavy aggression and blatant cruelty to all animals, big and small.

[Tim]

lol, I literally lolled at this site. and nearly lmfao too.

[Blundy]

I thought that was a nice way to start this new subject. As you can tell from the title, this is dedicated to the famous Mullet, nicknamed the 'Mull'.

I remember the time when yours truely had a Mull and I am sure that Tim and Matt will be able to recall this stunning doo that i had. I must admit it was actually a mistake. I didn't mean to have the Mull it just occured.

In this subject i will be posting Mullet pictures courtesy of www.mulletjunky.com. You also are encouraged to do so for your own good.

Have a spot of Mull-Hunting in your local area or school. You'll be surprised. Even celebrities had Mullets, for example the famous Mel Gibson:


or even, the one, the only, Brad Pitt:
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And, BOWIE:


Many people think that Mullets were a 'feral' doo, much like the Rats Tail or 'Rattie'. But take the crime fighting Mullet on one of my favourite idols of all time. Macgyver:

So they are not all bad, but most of the time they are. I'll check back with more Mullets soon.

Cop ya later!

[Tim]

damn angelfire. prehaps you should just link to the site

[starsky79]

I've seen plenty of that particular style of mullet hanging around the local K-mart. Can't forget the skullet though, see those at 49ers games quite often -- usually with the sports jersey and a can of Miller High Life Light in one hand. Plus, during cold days, you can just wear your hair up. ..