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Post by Blundy on Mar 14, 2004 23:12:11 GMT -5
heh heh NO tim NO IT ISN'T
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Post by Tim on Apr 13, 2004 22:12:31 GMT -5
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ot that got your attention! HAS ANYONE SEEN KILL BILL volume 1 YET?? It's amazing I loved it. There were some really funny scenes, some sweet gore... well actually the gore was fairly mild but I didn't mind. just shit loads of comic book style blood!! ;D Speaking of comic book style it cut to a flashback and it was an anime cartoon!!! well I though that would suck but it was pretty cool. I CAN'T wait till volume 2 is in cinemas, next week I think!! and volume 2 is only MA15+ so WE can see it WOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MICHAEL MADSEN IS COOL!!!
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Post by Matthew on Apr 25, 2004 20:40:42 GMT -5
Sometimes the movies that they play most on television are the ones that you have never seen. If you guessed from reading my articles that I am an insomniac, you might just be right... that is why I have seen a few good movies of late, late night movies... Double Tap Pretty crappy. It stars Heather Loclear as a cop who is searching for a serial killer who is working for a guy who is working for a guy who wants all of the other gangs killed. This movie explores the love that Heather forms, not for I, but for the serial killer. That is, love and admiration... BUT THEY NEVER FUCK!?!?!? Don't Look Back Billy Bob Thornton co-wrote and co-starred in this movie. When you watch movies like The Gift, you get to see Billy Bob Thornton at his greatest, along with Katie Holmes titties... But this movie was great. It was about a mafia hunting down this one guy who dicked around with one of their guys while he was shooting some black guy by stealing his money. From there, it is an orgy of heroin, shooting and death. The movie rounded off quite similar to Treasure Island, but that was no co-incidence. How is my spelling? Call 1900-334-564
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Post by Tim on Apr 26, 2004 6:54:46 GMT -5
BWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I loved this movie. The dialogue was perfect and I think it was better than the first one, too much action, not enough plot development.
The scenes with Michael Madsen were my favourite, he is such a cool actor. and tarantion chooses the right musical score yet again. I loved it!
How's my love for Tarantino? Call 1900-334-564
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Post by Matthew on Dec 26, 2004 20:24:57 GMT -5
Too legit to Quit: The MC Hammer Story. May Eight Crazy Nights Casino Scrooged
Too Legit to Quit: The MC Hammer Story: This one is quite odd. You can see that the "Inside the Simpsons", episode payed it out. Basically, MC Hammer is the only rap star who doesn't rap about gangs and killing. He ends up spending too much money, and things subsequently happen. The guy who stars as MC Hammer is good. He can dance, and... wow...
May: People ask me all the time, "Matthew, give me a horror movie that will scare me." I tell them that they are idiots, exactly as Raol taught me. But this movie will seriously have you wanting to throw up after it. Let's just put it this way... a wierd woman plans to make a doll out of human parts... It's slow and wierd.
Eight Crazy Nights: This is the animated feature with the voices of Adam Sandler, and Rob Schnieder, to name a few. IT is annoying, wierd, odd, not funny, unrealistic, and not reccomended.
Casino: Casino might as well be Goodfellas 2. It has the same characters, it is in the same Scorsesie style, yet the plot is completely different. See it.
Scrooged: This is the classic. There is no man funnier than Bill Murray, and the family movie will have anyone laughing. It's the story of the guy who has the three ghosts snap him into the christmass spirit.
Wow, these movies are good... Foxtel has a convenient set of movie channels. I'm going to try to get it at home...
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Post by Tim on Jan 14, 2005 10:21:20 GMT -5
It sure does... you got Foxtel Digital where you are?
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Post by Matthew on Jan 21, 2005 4:33:11 GMT -5
Foxtel Basic...
Harvey Keitel, and Richard Pryor in hing or other coming to showtime greats... but I'll be back in adel... once I meet her in adelaide.
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Post by Tim on Jan 21, 2005 4:46:49 GMT -5
you get stuck into it....
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Post by Matthew on Jan 21, 2005 21:34:44 GMT -5
This movie is great to watch the first time around. It looks cool, and has action. It, however, has no storyline, doesn't make sense, and I could spend hours listing the technical flaws. Jason Statham, the British guy who plays the main character can't act. He also looks rediculously ugly. The character is poorly written and frequently contradicts himself, trying to look professional. Image below: There is poor acting, with bad Asian attempts at speaking English normally, a ridiculous storyline about thousands of immigrants coming in on a container, and some seriously queer bad guys. It's funny: at one point, the Transporter is fighting off bad guys with guns, and suddenly they stop coming at him. He is then faced with a heap of guys, attacking him with metal poles.
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Post by Tim on Jan 22, 2005 0:54:13 GMT -5
and I found it difficult to believe that he didn't kill anyone throughout the entire movie
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Post by Matthew on Jan 22, 2005 2:13:30 GMT -5
Is that a fact? I didn't pick that one up.
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Post by Tim on Jan 22, 2005 3:52:36 GMT -5
well I don't think he killed anyone, he was the good guy. But the baddies killed plenty of people.
The transporter just kicked the living shit out of them and beat them up to within an inch of their lives.
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Post by Matthew on Jan 22, 2005 5:59:47 GMT -5
Gimme some reviews of movies you've seen recently.
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Post by Tim on Jan 22, 2005 21:29:09 GMT -5
I've mainly been watching good movies that I've seen in the cinemas on DVD... e.g Dodgeball and Man on Fire. I saw the Alamo with Billy Bob Thornton and Dennis Quaid last night with my dad. It was alright, Billy Bob was entertaining as Davie Crockett and Dennis Quaid seems typecast as the strong silent type that we all saw in The day after Tomorrow. I thought that for a movie set around a major battle that went for 13 days (supposedly) there was really little action at all. Well action that I would deem Review-worthy anyway.
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Post by Matthew on Jan 23, 2005 1:32:17 GMT -5
I believe that the Transporter uses a half-dead guy as a bullet shield, before throwing himself and the guard out of a window. You may just be wrong. Also, he catches a gun behind his back and shoots a guy in the leg. That would kill, unless you count blood loss as the killer.
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