Separated at Birth: Steven Segal and Jim Belushi

[Tim]

Most of you remember the first time you saw Hard to Kill, as soon as Steven Segal graced the screen with his charm and undeniable wit, you were mesmerised... admit it.
Or that first time you saw Jim Belushi in K-911 or the sequel, k-90210, you said to yourself... "Gee how'd this bitch rope me into watching this mindless drivel!"
But did you ever notice the similarities with both of these fine gentlemen... I did, I did. I said to myself... "WOW... this guy with the dog looks like Steven Segal... WOW!"

After delving into some deep family ties I discovered that not only was Steven Segal possibly Jim Belushi's brother, but Steven Segal was heavy into some deep-ass gangst'a shit, the kind you don't get out of... easily.
As seen here with DMX at a supposed premier I deduced that these two ruffian types were most certainly connected to the gangst'a world's most notable figure... TUPAK SHAKUR!

Now after being shocked into cardiac arrest at Steven Segal's hidden secrets, I decided to dig into the mild, yet WILD secrets of Jim "James" Belushi. What I found was not good... not really bad either, just not good.
I figured that if Jim Belushi was Steven Segal's brother then WHO or WHAT was John Belushi?!?
I assumed that obviously with his love of ultra-violence, rape and Beethoven, John Belushi was the brother of none other than... Quentin Tarantino!
I only needed to prove it... which I did with this handy chart!

So, Jim isn't John's brother, but Steven's brother, and John isn't Jim's brother but actually Quint's brother... Where does that leave Tupac?
I guessed that tupac was really the adoptive brother of one Marshall M Mathers... eminem, it's eminem.

As seen in this photo Tupac and eminem duet-rap at the Nike Cap festival of '88, although eminem was 12 at the time...
So to wrap things up I have made up a handy wallet chart for you to ponder and gaze upon at will while standing around the water cooler wondering why nobody likes you.

This is Tim Harvey, signing off with "Good Will Hunting!"

[Blundy]

oh tim didnt you do that way back in year 9?

[Tim]

i can't remember, I think it was more like year 10 but it must've been early yr 10.

[Blundy]

sure, well i dont really care sorry tim. good stuff though, good stuff.

[Tim]

ok

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