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Post by Razl Tito on Dec 25, 2004 21:41:10 GMT -5
Tim is queer, Aumnp is disintegrating, the apocolypse is near, Raol's biography is in the making, three dead in a plane crash over Morocco.
More follows
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Post by FoRizeal Tito on Dec 25, 2004 21:53:35 GMT -5
NEW YORK, America-Antonio Malpulzo’s lawyer brought in a bombshell today, which may very well save him from ten years of long hard labour and certain sodomy, right after his fingerprints were found all over a body, and on a gun near the body, and a wine glass in a bar, near the body.
Malpulzo, the New York mafia family’s alleged right hand man seemed a shoe-in for the ten-year-sentence that he feared to get. The odds were as good as 2 to 1, just before the bombshell was dropped.
Apparently, Antonio Malpulzo is ambidextrous, and therefore unable to fit into the classification of ‘Right-Hand-Man.’ The odds of him now being convicted are 32 to 1, as the case has been dropped by a DA this morning.
‘We are certainly sorry for the mix up.’ The DA said. ‘If we had of known that [Antonio] Malpulzo had been seen using his left hand to write, and his left foot to kick, we wouldn’t have tied him to the case.’
Popular, and erotic CSI, Gil Grisham said, ‘Jeez. The evidence has certainly lied this time around.’ He then licked his lips and rubbed his nipples over for a few minutes. ‘There is no doubt that the ambidextrous [Antonio] Malpulzo is innocent of being a right-hand-man, and therefore innocent of the crime.’
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Post by Matthew on Dec 26, 2004 20:32:03 GMT -5
AUSTRALIA-Police were unable to catch a batch of marijuana before it made its way into Adelaide. The Authorities already have the Philosophy section of the library under watch, and are looking for citizens to dob in anybody who has a political conversation with them.
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Post by Tim on Jan 14, 2005 9:55:31 GMT -5
AUSTRALIA- Local teen suspected of coarse language.
Will follow up with more at 9.
Back to you in the studio R-ah-Zell!
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Post by Matthew on Jan 22, 2005 2:06:36 GMT -5
(Breaking news)
Andy Roddic, the lovable teen tennis star was pulled up outside his exhibition match with Lleyton Hewit earlier today with what was clearly a tennis ball bulging out of his pocket.
The theft scandal was apparently beneath Lleyton, voted, "wanker of the year", and after stating that he would only answer intimate questions about his new love, Bec Cartwright.
What's next for Andy Roddic? Only I know.
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Post by Tim on Jan 22, 2005 4:12:00 GMT -5
(CRUNCHING NEWS)
Infamous British comedy 'Love Actually' on Foxtel tomorrow night.
I know I'll be watching. Just for Keira, just for you baby.
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