Fav. One-liners/quotes

[Tim]

I have to say that most of Tarantino's movies contain great quotes. My favs being-

"Im gonna torture you anyway because torturing a cop amuses me!" Mr. Blonde (reservoir dogs)

"Bring out the gimp" Big Z (pulp fiction)

"Any one of you fucking pricks move and I'll execute every mother fucking last one of you" Hunny Bunny (pulp fiction)

I could list them all but I wont. Also some other than Tarantino are-

"Fuck Jesus" the evil girl (The exorcist) (I like this one because it's so controversial.)

"No. Fuck you you stupid fuck" Ed Norton's character (25th Hour)

"Oh sorry It's against the rules for me to kill isn't it?"Kitano (Battle Royale) (THe whole scene where this takes place is cool)

Thats all I can think of for now. As you can see I am a weird person and enjoy the word fuck. and to a lesser extent the word gimp.

[RAOL TITO]

"Ima rape you with my gun."
-Mary Poppins

"Tell me, if I blast you in the ass, will you fart?"
-Lord of the Rings

"Neo, I'd make love with you if I were your girlfriend... but I'm not, I'm Laurence Fishburn."
-The Matrix

Those are my favourite quotes. Word.

[Matthew]

(A Steven Segal Movie)
[On the television, a corrupt politition talks about helping the town with its funds]
Segal: "I'll take you to the bank, THE BLOOD BANK!"

That was one of the funniest I have found

[Blundy]

"they were 500 dollar glasses you asshole"
WHEN THAT GORDO GUY CRUSHES THEY OTHER GUY"S $500 sunnies in mortal combat
sorry about the caps...i cant be fucked typing it all out again

[Tim]

ok a few more Tarantino ones!

"If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."

"Yo hear me hillbilly-boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on yo ass."

"Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car."