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Post by Matthew on Jan 6, 2005 23:39:10 GMT -5
Well, if you wanted some promos, in complete literature form, just read on... Spent my holliday writing them.
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Post by Matthew on Jan 6, 2005 23:44:22 GMT -5
...Raol Tito was a simple man. His idea of comedy was naming random people the opposite of their worst characteristic...
...His very chauvinistic version of love was invested in a two-day marriage, as the result of an accidental pregnancy during the filming of a porno graphical movie...
...The books he released were either eighty words in length or about the art of packing a bong...
...They say that getting mostly stem drove him to the infamous Eddie Murphy incident of '96...
...But hear here, as AUMNP gives up the real story, by purchasing three separate biographies, and compiling them...
...The milestone of breaking into the medium of film comes with AUMNP'S first feature biography: "Raol Tito: A Biography..."
...Coming in a hell of a long time...
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Post by Tim on Jan 14, 2005 10:24:36 GMT -5
High-Larious
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Post by Matthew on Jan 22, 2005 2:28:41 GMT -5
Extra emphasis on the 'High'.
...Now that's comedy!
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Post by Tim on Jan 22, 2005 4:01:37 GMT -5
psuedo comedy is what works for me.
I tell a joke, everyone laughs and I quikly walk away.
Five minutes later everyone realises that the joke wasn't really funny at all.
While I'm sipping dakaries in the Cayman Islands counting my riches.
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Post by Matthew on Jan 22, 2005 6:07:02 GMT -5
Where as I like method comedy. For instance: If I joke about sodomy, I commit it. If I joke about my porsche, I actually own one, and if I joke about David Schwimmer, then I... mmm...
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Post by Matthew on Jan 25, 2005 5:12:07 GMT -5
Raol Tito's international best seller, Tribulations of Owning a Bong While you're a Student, or something like that, made many critics' top hundred list. The mention, however, was usually in the first paragraph, stating that no titles as bad as this book would be found later on in the list.
Now days, the book is out of print, many people say because of reality television. Two remakes of the book have been made, by Stephen King and Aldous Huxley and Raol responded by releasing a best selling series of magazines on the same topic.
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Post by Tim on Jan 25, 2005 20:49:19 GMT -5
yup did you want me to post some photos i have of the book covers?
See, I have the entire Raol Tito hardcover collection... I'm a fan. ;D
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